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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day?”

The crow answered, “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

[Wonder Boy]

Get to know what it is getting More than 100%…

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants “more than 100%.”

Well here’s how you do that. Here’s how you can achieve 103%. First of all,here’s a little math that might prove helpful in
the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

IF :

A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4, E = 5, F = 6, G = 7, H = 8, I = 9, J = 10, K = 11, L = 12, M = 13, N = 14, O = 15, P = 16, Q = 17, R = 18, S = 19, T = 20, U = 21, V = 22, W = 23, X = 24, Y = 25, Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you’d expect),

A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%…..

This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management,

and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!

Here’s a word on how communication travels across the management….

[Wonder Boy]

How to be at Top.

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

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